Hi everybody! It's me, Ez, and I just hacked my way into mom's blog! YAY! Anyway, I'm here to give you the scoop on me, myself and I. I'm eleven right now (I'm sure mom told you that before, right?). I'm in sixth grade, have a lot of friends (two, to be exact.-_-), and I'm trying out theatre. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. I have a girlfriend! She seems to shine with beauty, I loooove to push her buttons (if you know what I mean, hehehe), and I hang out with her every night past curfew. She never does anything I don't want her to do. She obeys my every command. My friends are all jealous , and her initials are N. D. S. You wanna know her name? Her name is...
Nintendo DS! That's right, folks, I'm in love with my DS! That's why I barely know how to ride a bike, skate, or climb a tree. I hardly see the light of day. I feel like a bit of a vampire- just call me Edward. Oops, I think I hear Bella knockin' at the door. See ya!